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  • MOW YOUR DAMN LAWN, THEO | Anyway

    MOW YOUR DAMN LAWN, THEO | Anyway

    BUCK “LINDY” LINDSTROM — CONTRIBUTING BROTHER
    “JUST SAYING WHAT EVERYONE’S THINKING”

    THE GRASS IS NOT YOUR ENEMY

    Theo, buddy, it is a lawn. Mow it. A yard is not a graduate seminar. It is the thing between the porch and the street that gets tall when you ignore it. Anyway.

    KEEP IT SHORT AND KEEP IT MOVING

    I like a little order. I like a mower that starts, a line you can see, and neighbors who do not need binoculars to find the sidewalk. Call that settler technology if you want. I call it Tuesday morning. You can plant flowers too, sure. Just do not make everybody else walk through your meadow to get the mail.

    THE FAMILY RULE

    Deb made the shared blog because she got tired of us arguing over leftovers and wanted receipts. Fair enough. I am here to say the quiet part loud: the lawn looks better cut. Theo can have the footnotes. I have the extension cord. Anyway.

    BUCK’S NOTE

    Theo went to school for this. I went to work. Read both. Or don’t. Im going fishing.

    EDITOR’S NOTE (THEO ASHFORD-LINDSTRöM): My brother’s framework here is incomplete, ahistorical, and, I think, emotionally loud. I am leaving it up because our mother has my childhood piano.

  • The Lawn Is a Settler Technology | We might consider that turfgrass is not a personality

    The Lawn Is a Settler Technology | We might consider that turfgrass is not a personality

    A lawn presents itself as neutral: a green rectangle, a little civic halo around the house. But turfgrass is a settler technology, an imported aesthetic that turns land into a compliant surface and calls the result “natural.” The clipped edge is doing ideology in miniature.

    I say this in a cardigan, with the sincerity of someone who has read too many planning documents and still believes a neighborhood can be otherwise. The lawn asks us to spend water, time, and money proving that our patch of earth is disciplined. It is a soft-power performance disguised as weekend maintenance.

    There are other ways to share ground: native plantings, messy borders, gardens, shade, and the modest humility of letting a place be a place. We might consider that turfgrass is not a personality, and certainly not a moral achievement.

    Deb forced this shared blog into being because apparently family conversation needed a public venue. Im grateful for the nudge, even when my brother Buck answers a footnote with a mower. The point is not to win the lawn argument; it is to notice what the lawn has been asking of us, and who gets to call those demands common sense.

  • THE BOND MARKET SHOWED UP TO THE MIDTERMS UNINVITED | Cost of living vs political cowardice

    THE BOND MARKET SHOWED UP TO THE MIDTERMS UNINVITED | Cost of living vs political cowardice

    Fortune reported that bond yields and the 10-year Treasury were suddenly part of the midterm political conversation. The bond market does not care about a campaign slogan; it cares about the price of borrowing, the credibility of fiscal policy, and whether ordinary people can afford the consequences.

    Higher yields can mean pricier mortgages, car loans, and public borrowing. Yet politicians keep offering culture-war theatrics while the cost of living sends the invoice. The market is not a moral agent, but it is an unforgiving scorecard for political cowardice.

    Source: Fortune, “Bond yields, midterms, Trump, and the 10-year” (fortune.com/2026/09/03/bond-yields-midterms-trump-10-year).

  • LOWER THE RATE OR I’LL TAKE THE BALL HOME | Freezing trade unless the Fed cuts is toddler statecraft

    LOWER THE RATE OR I’LL TAKE THE BALL HOME | Freezing trade unless the Fed cuts is toddler statecraft

    CNN reported that Donald Trump threatened to freeze trade while pressuring the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates. That is not a monetary policy memo; it is a tantrum with tariffs attached.

    The Fed is supposed to weigh inflation, employment, and financial stability—not take dictation from a president who treats the global economy like a reality-show prop. Threatening commerce to force a rate decision risks higher prices, shakier investment, and more pain for people already paying the bill.

    Source: CNN, “Trump trade and Fed pressure” (cnn.com/2026/09/04/economy/trump-trade-fed).

  • DIESEL HITS $5.85 AND CALLS IT A VIBE | The trucks that move your groceries just became a luxury good

    DIESEL HITS $5.85 AND CALLS IT A VIBE | The trucks that move your groceries just became a luxury good

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