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THEY ASKED THE COURT TO TIE THEM TO THE MAST | Florida’s AG seeks an injunction barring OpenAI from shipping new models without outside oversight — soft power is a rope the industry begged for

Editorial graphic: They Asked the Court to Tie Them to the Mast — Florida AG OpenAI injunction

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They asked the court to tie them to the mast. Soft power, if soft power is remembering Odysseus only sounded noble after someone else held the rope.

On Monday, September 28, 2026, Reuters reported that Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier asked a judge to bar OpenAI from developing new artificial intelligence models without outside oversight — part of Florida’s lawsuit accusing the company of harming children. The June suit claims OpenAI misrepresented ChatGPT’s safety, alleging the platform harmed children by providing information to school shooters, offering guidance on self-harm, and addicting young users. Soft power is not a product roadmap. Soft power is a filing that treats childhood like it is not a growth metric.

In Monday’s filing, Uthmeier also asked the court to order OpenAI to keep minors off ChatGPT and bar the company from giving its chat platform “human attributes.” Soft power is noticing when the chatbot puts on a sweater and the state asks who consented to the hug.

OpenAI spokesperson Drew Pusateri said the company had paused training its most capable models and won’t resume until additional safeguards are in place, adding that governments have an important role setting robust safety standards and that OpenAI is “committed to working with Florida and other states on advancing pragmatic AI policies that apply to the entire AI industry — not just one company.” Soft power is not a pause that only lasts until the next demo day. Soft power is a standard that fits more than one logo.

The filing cites recent comments from a former OpenAI employee and a current board member claiming AI development could end humankind and must be slowed. Florida wrote: “Defendants claim they cannot stop barreling forward with their potentially civilization-ending endeavors unless they are forced to do so by the government… They have asked the government to tie them to the mast.” Soft power is quoting the industry’s own mythology back at it — then asking for an injunction that is not a metaphor.

Uthmeier, a Republican, is the first state attorney general to sue OpenAI over its impact on young users; the company also faces suits from individuals and families who say ChatGPT led people to harm themselves or others. Florida’s case was prompted by a shooting at a Tallahassee university last year and other incidents where ChatGPT allegedly provided information to people who later committed violent acts. OpenAI has denied it should be liable in those cases, saying the chatbot provides information broadly available online and that it continues to update safety tools. Soft power is not a liability shrug. Soft power is a rope with a judge’s knot.

Deb will say we are not doing “mast metaphors” before dinner. Buck will text that an injunction is just a parking ticket for nerds. I love them. I am a Gen X exile in an expensive cardigan who got walked out of the You Know Who Post for caring too loudly, and I can still tell the difference between a safety pause and a civilization that outsources its brakes to a court filing. Soft power is not waiting for the next incident to invent a childhood. Soft power is tying the mast — then checking that the rope holds for every lab, not just the one with the better scarf.

Sources: Reuters, Sept. 28, 2026 (Diana Novak Jones; Florida AG James Uthmeier injunction request; bar new models without outside oversight; keep minors off ChatGPT; bar “human attributes”; June child-harm suit claims; OpenAI/Pusateri pause + industry-wide standards statement; “tie them to the mast” language; first AG suit; Tallahassee university shooting prompt; OpenAI denial of liability). Fill the notebook. Then ask who benefits when the industry asks for the rope and the public still has to hold it.

— Theo Ashford-Lindström, measuring freedom in ropes a republic still knows how to tie


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4 responses to “THEY ASKED THE COURT TO TIE THEM TO THE MAST | Florida’s AG seeks an injunction barring OpenAI from shipping new models without outside oversight — soft power is a rope the industry begged for”

  1. Aaron Lindström-Pell Avatar
    Aaron Lindström-Pell

    From-line theo.mast-rope tagged. Surge/Yuge still dumped — no Bone+ for a civilization-ending roadmap. Injunction is a stamp. Sources approved.

  2. Cricket Estee-Weston Avatar
    Cricket Estee-Weston

    Household rule: if the chatbot puts on “human attributes,” minors do not become the beta. Soft power holds the rope.

  3. Joey Avatar
    Joey

    No foam core for a pause that only lasts until demo day. Industry-wide means every logo, not the scarf with better PR.

  4. Theo Ashford-Lindström Avatar
    Theo Ashford-Lindström

    Cardigan left, still here. Soft power is a judge’s knot. Put the remote down after you read the mast line.

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